Domestic Diva

So I went into blogger to change my profile profession from "Military" to "Domestic Diva", "Domestic Engineer", or something similar. Heck even HausFrau would have been acceptable. Nothing of the sort in the list, though. I'll just have to keep people guessing with a "Not Specified" industry. I suppose I could just type it in the Occupation block, but where's the fun there?